she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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