Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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