You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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