he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
