break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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