I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
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