Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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