Me too!
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Dear god my vagina.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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