is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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