I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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