At least make sure they are 18
Why
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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