Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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