What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
