This girl is more easily done than said...
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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