I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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