You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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