I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Vodka?
Forever.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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