if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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