Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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