I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Randomize
