How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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