She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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