There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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