He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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