I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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