at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
i've created a new STD.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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