You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I need help removing her.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Randomize
