similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
The Olympian is in my bed
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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