is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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