I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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