So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
he thought i was a dude.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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