I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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