Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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