Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
you made out with another girl for some wings
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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