AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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