Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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