Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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