Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
We had sex on a dog bed..
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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