I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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