Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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