He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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