At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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