Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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