I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Randomize
