I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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