How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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