so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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