i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
im holly from the hills drunk
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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