So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
COCAINE IS GR8
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