Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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