sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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