I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
there is glitter all over my balls
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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